Their Grievances Justified – A Case in Defense of Capitalism and Paul Krugman

The dynamics of greed, or a milder version of it called ‘pursuit of wealth’, has favored the rich over the poor in the past few decades. The norm of greed, nevertheless, was and has been equally endorsed by both the classes. Greed is not only supposed to make you wealthy. It can also make you poor, not because of the underlying risks, but due in part to the dynamics of the new economic model. Failure to comprehend this model can grossly misdirect grievances of both the 99% and the 1%.

During the last few decades, and more so in the last fifteen years, the rich became rich by earning what was spent by the poor. What the 99% spent by selling the claims on their future earnings, the 1% earned by selling them goods and services. When it became clear that there were no future earnings to claim, the stakeholders should have taken the losses. At least that is what the virtue of capitalism suggests: risk controls greed.

Missing or obscured in the equation, however, was the risk. An examination of how and where the risk was placed and how the steps taken to "solve" the situation guided the distribution of claims can help us better judge whether the responsibility lies in mere deviation from rectitude of the 100%, or a criminal offence on the part of the 1%, or a little less than 1% to be precise.

Pure and simple trade is – I provide you with goods and services and hold claims on what you produce in the future. I take the risk and it is my loss if you don’t produce anything in the future. In the new economic model the claims on future earnings of the spender, the 99%, are not held by the producer, the 1%. The risk is held by "someone else". The 1% keeps what it earns. This is why the 1% was happy when the welfare program was in effect replaced by a program meant to pander to the greed of the 99%. NINJA loans, LIAR loans and credit card loans financed all the spending and the 1% earned all that was spent with little or no risk.

Do the 99% deserve sympathy? Certainly not for the reasons they sight. The 99% were let off the hook for the risks tied to claims on their future earnings were grossly underestimated, thanks to both the government support for many of these debts and the alleged fraud perpetrated via the collusion of banks and rating agencies. Yes, the banks too helped the 99% spend at their will for it was the demand for MBSs and CDOs that was in effect encouraging the inordinate lending. A portion of the extra dollars that went abroad due to the continuing trade deficit were circulated back into these claims perpetuating a vicious cycle, amplified by various feedback loops, of borrowing and spending; the mighty ability of the United States to earn and pay back was undermined by this modern Opium. When the market forces started functioning and it became clear that the spender is never going to be able to pay back, the holders of the hyper-valued claims started to fail.

The 99% could just move away as they had no risks tied to the collateral, and that is exactly what they did. They walked away from the obligation and started saving, and the businesses that thrived on this spending started to fail. Government shifted a portion of the debt on its balance sheet. The poor became less poor now that the debt was purchased by the government. The rich did not become less rich. People who became rich in the process of this debt financed spending remained rich, thanks to the anthropomorphic nature of corporations. Insider trading further stacked the odds against the 99% invested in stocks.

The banks were not allowed to fail. The government incurred debt to pick up the slack in spending, purchased much of the toxic assets and lowered interest rates to prop up the remaining collateral. So instead of the 99%, now the government will have to pay for the claims. The government will pay back this debt from tax revenues of future earnings. So in effect, the money that the 1% have is actually (a function of) the future earnings of tax payers. How did the 1% earn this money? It depends on who are we talking about. Many corporations (employees and shareholders) provided goods and services to earn this money; that seems legitimate, for it might not be justified to expect them to evaluate the supposed risk the spenders, the 99%, were offering. That risk was not written on the dollar bills they were spending; the risk had been taken by the mythical "someone else". Bank employees allegedly colluded with rating agencies, sold the claims on earnings, and took the cut; prima facie this is tantamount to criminal conspiracy and fraud.

Of course, we cannot ignore China, the elephant in the room, before discussing the fairness of the next steps. The Chinese situation is plain and simple trade – The producer (China) sells goods, and bears the risk that the buyer (the United States) might not pay it back. So Chinese seem worse off than the rich in the U.S. who bore no such risk. On the brighter side, however, the Chinese gained enormously via access to capital goods that the Unites States, Germany and Japan took decades to develop. Chinese now have all these capital goods and more than $ 3 trillion to spare. The moment the Chinese de-peg the Yuan, and start consuming the products they produce, the inflation that the U.S. has been exporting to China will start showing inside the U.S. The resulting spike in interest rates will both reduce the tax base and increase the costs to service the debt and will force either default or hyperinflation upon the U.S. So in effect, the steps Chinese, the primary financier, take in the near future will determine the fate of the 99% and the 1% in the U.S.

No signals from the government suggest that it wants to avoid the inflationary path. Spare a thought here for the Good Samaritan, who worked hard, spent responsibly, and saved for future consumption. Although a very rare species, he does deserve sympathy, as he now stands as the ultimate loser for he did not enjoy the "risk free" exuberance back then and will now look at his savings wiped out as the government tries to inflate its way out of the mess.

Having said that, let us examine the other end of the spectrum advocated most fiercely by Peter Schiff. Taking a situation to an impractical level sometimes helps form rational perspectives, so let us do that here. What will happen if we bring capitalism back to the United States – say, as close as we can get to laissez faire? – Stop all monetary and fiscal stimuli, allow the interest rates to rise, demolish the regulatory burden, reduce government spending and stop all forms of wealth redistribution. Not new to the Americans, this is the old American – Grover Cleveland style, a path strictly guided by the constitution. Of course, under such a scenario, the Chinese can just forget about all their claims on future earnings of Americans. Many businesses will close down as the spenders lose access to debt they cannot pay back and the spending patterns readjust. Banks will fail, and will be allowed to fail. New healthy businesses and financial institutions will come up, and the entrepreneurial spirit of the mighty United States will spring back before anyone in the world can realize. However, the foundation of this resurgence would not be as sound as it seems. Under this reversion to capitalism, a portion of the wealth that the 1% own will effectively be what the debt holders around the world earned and will never be paid back. The 99% can live with that. However, not all the government debt is external. Internal debt represents money that future tax payers will earn. The existing 1% possess some of this wealth as well. The 99% can object to that as they never voted for the government to take on the debt. It should have been the banks and holders of the debt that should have taken the losses. Even if we ignore the origin of wealth of the 1%, wealth disparity under this transfer to capitalism will be enormous. While the wealthy will have the luxury of choosing between starting a business and enjoying their wealth, it will be a matter of survival for the 99%. A reasonable assumption that legitimizes sympathy for the 99% is that they could not have been expected to behave in any other way. Is a citizen of the United States expected to deny if he/she is offered a free lunch? How could he/she be expected to pay the price of the steps taken by the government and the banks? Disparity between competent and incompetent makes sense in capitalism where risk ensures fitness. It does not make any sense if some reckless intervention of the government leaves all the capital that engineers and scientists have developed over decades of hard work into the hands of a certain few. Who will answer the indebted generation some of who have not yet taken birth and whose wealth is already in the hands of the existing 1%?

Before discussing the merit of Paul Krugman’s argument, let us try to identify the root causes that led us into this mess. Intellectual tycoon, politician and economist Subramanian Swamy often discusses in his speeches the structure of society in ancient India as described in the scriptures. The model has an element of relevance here. The Varna Vyavastha (presently known as the caste system) was never meant to be hereditary as it exists in India today. Two great sages Maharshi Bhrigu and Maharshi Bharadwaja led a debate to decide the structure of the Hindu society. (You can imagine it as the greatest philosophers, psychiatrists, mathematicians, economists etc. of the time coming on a platform to discuss the structure of the society.) The outcome of the debate was that there should be four sections of society in alignment with inherent human nature.

Elements of power were recognized as knowledge, weapons, wealth and land. To avoid centralization of power, any single person could hold only one of these elements. The highest and the most revered class was that of intellectuals. However they were not allowed to hold wealth, weapons or land. Second in line were kings who had access to weapons. However, they were not allowed to take decisions without the approval of intellectuals. The third caste was that of businessmen, who did not have the intellectual ability to create, neither had the heart to defend their wife and children, but had the risk appetite (financial) and ability to execute businesses within the framework created by intellectuals. They possessed wealth but did not enjoy any social status. Their social status was determined by how much charitable they were. The last caste was that of labor. Transfer from lower to higher caste was a norm; in fact some of the greatest intellectuals in India were born in low caste families.

There are many parallels that can be drawn from this model but let us focus on human motivations. Let us start with two basic primitive motivations: animals want to secure food to survive and want to pass their genes to the next generation. Recognition from other animals, power to control, and access to territory all help achieve these two objectives. Humans desire these same elements – social recognition, power, and access to wealth driven by these primitive instincts. These elements are not absolute, they are relative. So, a human driven by these elements cannot be satisfied with a finite amount of these elements. (I am not touching the spiritual realm which deals with the absolute and might not be applicable to the current scenario. Pursuit of knowledge is considered closest to the spiritual realm.)

If you create an environment where wealthy are revered and where they can influence decisions to control, you effectively give all the three elements of power to a few. This is the present situation in the United States. Access to capital (that was developed by scientists and engineers and proliferated by industrialists with decades of collaboration), social recognition (driven recently primarily by the media), and control of power via government (lobbying for unconstitutional favors) all belong to a few. This has enormous economic and biological ramifications for mankind. Distributing this power fairly will be impossible unless something unprecedented happens as it is human nature not to let go of what he/she has without resistance.

This brings me to the argument raised by Paul Krugman where he argues that a fake alien invasion can bring the economy out of the current slump in eighteen months. The idea of alien invasion may seem dissociated from reality, but this argument is strongly rooted in the relationship between human motivations and economy. Under war-like situations, human motivations make a radical shift. During wars, a lower standard of living does not invoke frustration, it becomes sacrifice. Massive build-up of capital takes place driven by sacrifice of the poor and the rich alike. Wealthy become less wealthy as capital gets devalued. When the war is over, capital goods can be re-tooled for production. The fit regain control of this capital. Aligned human motivations and hard work can indeed bring back the economy on the right track very quickly. The merit of this argument cannot be discounted on the basis of its "impracticality". If there is any argument that directs us to the virtues that can reinstate the health of the economy, its merit, at least in theory, should not go unappreciated.

Marshmallow Test

Marshmallow test is a very famous psychological experiment on toddlers. In this experiment, an instructor gives a marshmallow to a toddler and tells the child that he/she can either eat the marshmallow right away or can wait for the instructor to return (the instructor returns after about 15 minutes), and if upon return the instructor finds that the child has not eaten the marshmallow, the child is rewarded with another one.

This experiment does not look like a game as there is just one player i.e. the toddler. It is of course reasonable to assume that the possibility of betrayal by the instructor does not occur to the toddler; neither is that the idea behind the experiment. However, a careful consideration of human psychology and the manner in which we conceive and value time reveals an interesting feature of this experiment that can possibly legitimize it as a game.

Now fifteen minutes is a lifetime for a toddler, especially when there is a marshmallow staring at you. The child has to exercise restraint in order to be rewarded. Although the condition is presented to the child as an if-then clause, a careful examination of the decisions the child faces during the experiment reveal some interesting facets. To eat or not to eat is not the only decision the child takes. At every moment, the child is simultaneously assessing her/his ability to bear pain for the remaining of the time, and the possibility of not being able to cope up with the pressure at a later point. Moreover, the instructor never tells the child when he/she will return, adding to the uncertainty about how much time is remaining. Therefore the child is essentially playing a game with herself/himself at every moment where to eat or not to eat, and whether to trust the assessment of her/his own ability to bear the pain for the remaining time, which in this case is uncertain, form the two dimensions of the game. Notice that eating midway and eating a minute before the instructor arrives have two different payoffs. (Notwithstanding the fact that marshmallow might taste a bit sweeter after a longer wait!)

In short, uncertainty about one’s own assessments can replace the uncertainty associated with another player, making single player games possible.

You can watch this cute video with little souls battling with the temptation: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_oy9614HQ

FYI: Follow up studies after sixteen years indicated that the toddlers who chose to eat the marshmallow scored less on SAT than the ones who exercised restraint.

Evolution and Mismatches: Value Revisited

Experiments conducted on mice to study learning patterns of living organisms reveal that genetic inheritance plays a very important role in learning. In one such experiment, two mice, one male and one female are placed in a cage that has a door connecting it to a tunnel. Mice can use this tunnel to go to another compartment of the cage. A naked current carrying wire is placed at the door of the tunnel at a certain height such that mice get a slight electric shock if they touch the wire. Mice slowly learn to avoid the shocks by jumping over the wire without making contact. Time to adopt this behavior gets shorter from one generation to the next and after seven or eight generations the mice learn to jump over the wire almost by birth. Later generations jump over the wire even when it is not carrying any current. It seems like the object of the action is lost in this process. This is what this last generation would say to the world: “I think I have a natural inclination to jump over wires. Sometimes I wonder why but I guess it’s all about being a mouse”

99% of genes in humans and mice are similar. It is only the remaining 1 % that makes us humans. So it would not be a stretch to extrapolate this pattern to humans. It is two and a half billion years since eukaryotes first appeared on earth. Human evolution, according to the current consensus, started a little later about seven million years ago. What we see today as a human is the result of a chain of birth that never broke during this entire period. Your mother, your mother’s mother, your mother’s mother’s mother…..and so on leading up to the Eukaryote – no single organism in this chain died before giving birth. The chain never broke. During this process, human construct acquired and developed various properties and dispositions; to adapt, to survive and to proliferate. Reflex reactions to harmful stimuli such as excessive heat, pain as a signal for something to be avoided or taken care of etc. etc. Several notions or definitions were developed by humans specifically to capture and communicate these notions. These notions are related to how humans interact with their environment. For example, pressure waves of air are one of the primary means via which humans communicate and become aware of objects they don’t see. A notion of “sound” was developed in the human construct referring to these pressure waves.

However in the recent ten thousand years and even more so in the recent-most two hundred years of industrial revolution, the immediate environment of humans has undergone dramatic changes. These changes are radically different from the changes that the environment had undergone prior to this period. Human interactions now involve physical structures and rules that he has created himself. For example, reading this article you are at the same time looking at your computer screen, your table, walls of your room etc. All of these are human made straight line constructions. Straight line constructions are never found in nature. This new environment can affect our subconscious in ways we might never be able to fully comprehend. You can get an idea of the sensitivity of our body to environmental changes by the speed at which the chemical composition of bones of astronauts change within just a few days of exposure to microgravity.

A sudden change of environment can also lead humans to use their dispositions in ways that can have undesirable consequences. Following paragraphs explain this with a few examples.
Animal have very strong instincts that drive their behavior. One such instinct is of judging other animals, their prey, rival or predator, by their size. The primitive mind inside humans also respects size. For example, when you see Tom Cruise on a big movie screen, your thoughts in the subconscious are “I have not seen a man this big …he must be 20 ft tall…. I must follow what he does...to become this big”. Technology provides the size and the preexisting human dispositions recognize it. This recognition process triggers a chain reaction. People start recognizing the big Tom Cruise and then recognition drives recognition. Imagine what image of Tom Cruise you would have had, if you could only watch the actor on screens the size of your wrist watch. You would then see the actor in the size of insects. Insects are mostly prey for vertebrates and commensurate will be your recognition.

Bigger animals are seen with respect and younger animals imitate them to become like them and in the process learn what made them big. Now consider how this disposition performs in the current environment. Big corporations use “recognized” people like Tom Cruise to promote their products. This marketing benefits from the preexisting human disposition of recognition, however in the process leaves a side effect. Imagine a twelve year old boy watching a masculine Hollywood actor enjoying a can of soda in a marketing campaign. The boy’s subconscious thoughts are - “This human is big… I must follow the big…to become big”. However, unlike in the animal world where younger animals get to see what the stronger animals do to become strong, the boy remains oblivious of the efforts of the actor that went into making of his muscles. Younger humans see media coverage of Bill Gate’s success and his riches. Media seldom covers the sleepless nights he spent and the risks he took in life. Welcome to the confusion induced concept of easy money. Economists’ view of utility and the dynamics that influence human behavior need to change in light of these mismatches.

Consider another example. It is observed that some adults suffer from nausea while traveling in cars or other vehicles. Researchers associate this to the mismatch between stationary visual signals humans get while looking at objects within a car which appear stationary and the acceleration/deceleration that their body experiences with the motion of the car. Similar confusion can emerge when humans start to interact with new technologies, especially at an early age where the building foundations are laid. Toddlers observe everything around them and learn to anticipate from the events they observe. When kids learn to catch a ball, their mind in subconscious learns to anticipate the effects of gravity. A child who watches cartoons all day observes, and in her/his subconscious interprets, objects and characters in the cartoon film. Characters in cartoon films defy all the laws of nature. Objects don’t follow laws of gravity. Objectives are achieved without hard work etc. etc. All this is registered in the child’s brain. The child’s brain can get confused when it tries to create a structure by interpreting what the child saw in the cartoon channel and what was observed in the real world. The mind would say – What is the effect of gravity? 9.8 m/sec2 of acceleration or the random motions in the cartoon? The confusion can have undesirable consequences on how the child perceives the world and his/her role in it.

Another example, a little less serious one, and perhaps not with undesirable consequences - When you think of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2 – the first scene you recall might be one in slow motion. On the other hand when you think of Charlie Chaplin or a similar funny character – you might remember a fast forward scene. Why do humans use slow motion to emphasize strength and seriousness, and fast forward for something funny and trivial? Again, evolution might have the answer. Big animals move slowly. Elephants, rhinos, hippos, and lions. Even when they move fast you see the motion of their legs, and their motion on ground relative to their size. This relative perception registers their motion as “slow(er)”. This slow perception triggers respect, seriousness, fear and all those emotions these animals have gained over millions of years of evolution.

Now think of insects. Ever seen a cockroach scurry around? You think it is fast, don’t you? It is because you see not only its motion relative to its size but also the motion of its legs relative to one another (fast changing angles and rapidly closing gaps). You perceive these motions as non-serious and funny because you, I mean the primitive you, generally won’t fear for your life when you see an insect. I wonder if cockroaches knew this and moved in slow motion.

All these examples discussed above reveal mismatches. The economic concept of value and the actions that are taken to achieve it are a function of how the human mind, with its pre-existing dispositions, processes information. This process, as explained in the examples, is subject to mismatches that can have undesirable consequences. In light of these mismatches, the concept of value at least needs a revisit if not a major overhaul.

Game Changer

Watch the video above before reading the blog. If you are not able to watch it here, you can watch it using the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onwn9EmX1GI 

I saw this video about two years ago and shared it on my personal blog. On the face of it, the story seems quite evident: After barking obscenities at each other from across the gate for so long, the two brave-hearts want to keep it the same way, even when there is nothing to stop them. However, an analysis suggests that this behavior might have roots in game theory.

Let us first look at the payoffs when there is a gate between the two players. Barking at each other gives satisfaction, so let this across-the-gate pleasure have a payoff of 2. If no one barks the payoff is 0. Being able to bark alone will give maximum satisfaction so let that payoff be 3. Being barked at, without a quid pro-quo, is tantamount to humiliation, and therefore has a negative payoff of -1. Clearly there is a nash equilibrium here, and our friends seem to know it.

Now let us look at the game without the gate. Absence of the gate changes the game entirely. Barking now can lead to an actual fight which might have extreme negative consequences for each of the two players. Let this negative payoff be -20. Let the payoff of a bark-off without a fight be 5. (Notice that this payoff is more than across-the-gate pleasure of barking which is 2). The expected payoff of barking when the gate is not between the players, with equal probabilities of either event, is therefore 0.5 X -20 + 0.5 X 5 = -7.5. And of course, there is nothing like barking alone with no gate in between. So that payoff will be very high; let it be 6. Likewise, being barked at, with no response and with no gate to blame on is utter humiliation. So, let the payoff be -4 in this case.

Now comes the tricky part. What is the payoff for circling around each other? The fact that the two players don’t bark at each other when there is no gate in between suggests two possibilities:

1. If the payoff is greater than 6 then there is a Nash equilibrium where each player is better off not barking at each other.
2. If the payoff is less than 6 then there is no Nash equilibrium, and it is difficult to ascertain why our friends kept quiet on all the three occasions.

What is it that is making them behave in this way: Nash equilibrium, disposition, or severity of the negative payoff? Perhaps, that is what the two brave-hearts are trying to figure out when they move in circles around each other. The white one at one point seems confused whether it is the same ‘enemy’ or some parallel universe across the gate, but let us leave that dimension for now.

Slow Motion

I made this observation but could not find any research to vindicate my hypothesis. Perhaps nobody has given it a thought. When you think of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2 – the first scene you recall might be a one in slow motion. On the other hand when you think of Charlie Chaplin or a similar funny character – you might remember a fast forward scene. Why do humans use slow motion to emphasize strength and seriousness, and fast forward for something funny and trivial?

Evolution might have the answer. Big animals move slowly. Elephants, rhinos, hippos, and lions. Even when they move fast you see the motion of their legs, and their motion on ground relative to their size. This relative perception registers their motion as “slow(er)”. This slow perception triggers respect, seriousness, fear and all those emotions these animals have gained over millions of years of evolution.

Now think of insects. Ever seen a cockroach scurry around? You think it is fast, don’t you? It is because you see not only its motion relative to its size but also the motion of its legs relative to one another (fast changing angles and rapidly closing gaps). You perceive these motions as non-serious and funny because you, I mean the primitive you, generally won’t fear for your life when you see an insect. I wonder if cockroaches knew this and moved in slow motion.

Another related question – why humans find shades impressive – dilated black pupils as sign of good health perhaps? Now think of a cockroach wearing shades and moving in slow motion. Impressive isn't it?

Nature and Human Choices

Consider this peculiar example that I saw on the Discovery Channel - King Cobras have an unconventional weapon of poison which if used can kill victims almost instantly. However when King Cobras fight with their peers in the mating season, they never use this weapon. This is despite the fact that they are themselves vulnerable to each other's venom and can die instantly if any other cobra bites them. One can compare this phenomenon with the nuclear deterrence followed by countries in the world today and can possibly hypothesize that collective human conciousness is aligned with the laws of nature. The mismatches in human societies however can pose an ethical question. What preferences/inclinations are acceptable and what dispositions are allowable. When decisions are made giving emphasis on preferences or choices, the question gets distorted from "What is natural or ethical?" to "Who takes decisions?". Or in other words - "How to explain a tribe of 250 people with a nuclear bomb in their possession that its use, against the tribal belief, would be devastating."

NY, NY (April,2009)

Recalling my business trip to NY, it just appeared to me that I did not notice, or had interaction with a single child. For a moment, it almost seemed like an aberration in the Matrix – a world without kids; or a Vanilla Sky dream!. I tried harder, and it took me sometime before I could recollect a kid I saw in NY, and one by one more images appeared, and it felt alright – it was not an aberration or a dream.
At IGI I had to wait for some time in the cafeteria-cum-restaurant next to the visitors’ lounge before I could make an entry into the airport. At the terminal, I got some currency converted and after the check-in went straight to the waiting area. AI 101 set to depart at around 1:00 AM was boarded on time. I had the window seat. Next to me was a very old couple. They were asleep for most of the journey and did not cause much trouble. I started watching movies on the video panel. After watching two movies – Family Holiday, Tare Zameen Par (Hindi), I started feeling sleepy. I did not want to sleep to be able to cope up with the jet lag later. The strategy, it was later to be revealed, is not a good one.
We were traveling north. I was just about to sleep when I saw the familiar orange line adjacent to the horizon. And I decided to wait for the sunrise. The sharp line was slowly melting into the sky to form a thick shade of the color. The dawn was testing my patience. Almost half asleep, I started wondering if we had started traveling a little west running away from the horizon as it had been quite a while since I had seen the orange line. Finally after about two long hours, the crescent showed up. And just after only about fifteen minutes, I could not look at it directly. Sunrise from 35,000 feet. Below on the ground was a spectacular view; white patches of different shapes, most of them I could not identify – rectangular, straight lines, flake like; and some that I could – broad and meandering they could not have been anything else but frozen rivers.
Somewhere near NY, there were three layers of clouds suspending one above the other. It was just splendid. We were above the third and moved across the layers as the plane lost altitude. Crossing the third layer we could see the ground. It took me some time to recognize what I was seeing below. It looked like iron mountains to me in the beginning!! It was the sea under strong winds. Soon, the landscape started to come closer and much clearer - houses, tennis courts, roads and eventually cars - lots and lots of them. And finally the wheels touched the runway. JFK is pretty efficient. I was out of the airport in no time.
Movies, CNN news, and the famous comedy series ‘Friends’ formed most of what I thought about NY. No discredit to the directors…they have projected the place quite well. It is only that the perception is now much more vivid. NY is truly a global city. The drivers of the cabs I took in NY during the two weeks I stayed there were Pakistani, Egyptian, African Americans, and Ecuadorian. I saw Chinese, Japanese, Indians, and Spaniards on the streets. The colleagues at the HIT Lab were all from different countries of origin. I met my boss from my previous job over dinner near little Italy. He is an Italian by origin. The list of the countries of origin of the people I interacted with would probably include more than 25 countries.
Evolutionary perspective always finds space in my observations, sometimes at the time the observations are made, and sometimes later on when I recall events. The people I was meeting in NY were on a branch of the evolutionary tree separated by time (thousands of years) and geography (thousands of miles). The connection however seemed much stronger and much more universal than the differences. And that is probably the reason I found some very good friends in NY. By the way - there are so few people in NY !!??. What is all the concrete jungle for? Only Times Square can match any of the roads you can pick in Delhi if you compare the density of people you see. In the buildings, the corridors are empty. In Metro, there is always a seat available. I wish we could have all of this extra space in Delhi.
I am an engineer and New York is all coordinate geometry - Blocks and streets. After office everyday, I used to just walk across the block for the subway. The places I visited included the Museum of Natural History, the suburbs of Tarrytown, Brooklyn Bridge, Statue of Liberty, the Empire State building, Trinity Church, Wall Street, Times Square, Ground Zero, and the Columbia University campus.
In the museum of natural history, amongst the things that I noticed, the one that came out most prominently was the aesthetics of the people of South America. The artifacts displayed in the section dedicated to the region are just phenomenal. They are so much soothing to the senses that you can watch them for hours. The museum has done a great job in preserving this unique genre. My boss invited me to Tarrytown the very next day I arrived in NY. It was really hard to believe that a place like Tarrytown is just a few minutes away from NY. Calm, clean and surrounded by natural beauty, it is an ideal place to live in, especially for kids. In Delhi, you will have to drive for at least ten hours to reach a place like this. Ten because of the road and traffic conditions, it would have been four otherwise. Like a true professional guide, and better that anyone I have known so far, he narrated the historical significance of Tarrytown and the Rockefeller family. He then took me to a Greek restaurant – Santorini, were I had a Lamb Gyro, one of the best cuisines that I had in NY, others being chicken pot pie at Coogan’s, Falafel at a restaurant on broad-way, and a pizza and a serving I don’t remember at a restaurant in Little Italy where I went with my two bosses. The best as I recall now was the one at Coogan’s…it keeps on changing actually. Too much details on food I guess, so I will just stop!
My other boss was from my previous company – Monitor Group. The two met like old brothers separated at birth. And I was mostly listening as the two Healthcare experts exchanged wisdom. I jumped in whenever there was something generic to talk about. There I also shared the Pineapple Splash story for the first time with someone. Pineapple Splash! Yes, that is what I would call the event when I accidentally had my first hard drink. I was at Dallas BBQ for dinner that day. A waitress came and sat by my table. She was very courteous, smiling and filled with enthusiasm. After ordering the main course, I asked her what was there for deserts. Dallas offers no deserts, and even the waitress criticized them for that. Then I asked her for beverages, and she gave me a number of options. When she was giving me these options which I was only partially listening to, I saw a display at the table which said “Pineapple Splash”. I asked the waitress what it was and about the different flavors available in it. After she had given the options which I paid no attention to, I just pointed towards the display and said – I will have that. The meal arrived and there it was…this big glass with pineapple juice with crushed ice, and a test tube with crimson colored liquid submerged inside. I had had beer before, and had smelled hard alcohol, so I had a slight idea of what it was. It was little bitter, and after two or three sips, it became clear to me that it had alcohol in it. I decided not only to continue with the drink, but I emptied the whole test tube, with extra alcohol into the glass!! I thought well, if that is what it is supposed to be. After finishing the meal, I asked the waitress what was there in the Splash as alcohol and she just started naming them - Vodka, Tequila, Scottish whisky….naming about 10 different drinks, some of them I had never heard of. I thought well…that was quite a start. Now I cannot boast about “not having touched a hard drink in my life”. In all the family and friend gatherings, I have quite emphatically proclaimed my virginity to hard drinks, and I have done it several times. A mention of alcohol by someone and it came out spontaneously – “I have never ever touched a hard drink in my life” with an additional clause of “except for the time when I was a toddler when I caught cold was given a spoon of Brandi for temporary relief”.
This incident reminds me of some of my deeds during my school years. Though I did not have hard alcohol, I have done quite a few experiments with it. I once mixed Cashew Fenny, a hard alcoholic beverage - an invention from Goa, with milk and fed it to a dog (Johny). Animals generally smell food before eating. This dog however was an exception. I used to feed this dog so many times, that he trusted me blindly and used to just pounce on anything I poured in his bowl. Add to that my strategy - I held the fenny-milk mixture for quite some time in my hand and acted as if I was just about to pour it in his bowl. After tempting him with this several times, and watching his tongue go in and out, I suddenly poured the mixture in his bowl. The dog pounced and gulped almost half of the bowl in an instance before realizing what was wrong. And after the realization....he ran........he ran and ran like hell. He also made a face I can’t forget. I dont know he implied with the face but it definitely did not reflect a pleasant feeling. I also once fed a piece of bread soaked with neat Rum to a Bulbul. She sang on the Gulmohar tree in our garden for about half an hour after that. I guess what goes around comes around! Both these souls must be smiling at me somewhere after the Splash I had in NY.